mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

(Source: blankslate)

foodchewer:

when i die just remember i don’t care

chekhov:

Who the fuck has crushes after you’re like ten years old just suck his dick and block him on iMessage

disneyprlnce:

The objectification of men as objects, as something to own, is a practice i fully endorse and promote

ephemeral-song:

lilacid:

theepichumor:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

omg ive been waiting for this post my whole life.

(Source: niggaqueef)

ask-an-mra-anything:

sure we’ve never had a woman president, the majority of politicians and CEOs are men, a woman needs a masters degree just to make the same money as a man with a BA doing the same job, rape cases are grossly under prosecuted, and we teach young girls that they’re “asking for” rape based on what they’re wearing

but let’s talk about the REAL issues like how some woman on the internet is selling a coffee mug with the words “male tears” printed on it

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

(Source: jumboburrito)

sigurrossgeller:

Man comments “boobies :p” on attractive female friend’s new profile picture in vain hope of creating sexual dynamic