i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”
when your crush posts a new selfie
IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”
You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.
relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold
i’m not even sure anymore whether I like high school musical ironically or I genuinely think it’s a cinematic masterpiece
SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST